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08/29/2010 - Montreal, Canada (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Boris Said finally became a first-time winner in one of NASCAR's national touring series after he edged Max Papis by inches at the finish line in Sunday's NAPA Auto Parts 200 Nationwide Series race at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve.
Said passed Robby Gordon and took the lead for the first time just after the restart for a green-white-checkered finish, and then held it for his first win in his 22nd Nationwide start.
Canadian Jacques Villeneuve finished third in front of his home crowd, while Brad Keselowski and Paul Menard rounded out the top-five.
Gordon ran out of fuel on the second to last lap and ended up finishing 14th.
Marcos Ambrose and Carl Edwards dominated most the race, but Ambrose, the pole sitter, finished 33rd after suffering engine failure late in the race, while Edwards, who led the most laps with 29, wound up 20th due to a mechanical issue in the closing laps.
<< Blue Jays to shut down Morrow after next start
Toronto, ON (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Brandon Morrow will
be shut down for the season following his next start on September 3 against
the New York Yankees.
The right-hander is 10-6 with a 4.27 earned run average
<< French helps Mariners get by Twins
Seattle, WA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Luke French tossed seven strong innings to
help the Seattle Mariners take a 2-1 win over the Minnesota Twins in the
finale of a three-game set.
French (3-4) was charged with just one run on three hi
<< USGA names U.S. World Amateur team
Far Hills, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The United States Golf Association announced
the members of the 2010 U.S. World Amateur Team Championship squad on Sunday.
U.S. Amateur champion Peter Uihlein, David Chung, who lost to Uihlein at
Chamb
<< Kuchar wins playoff for Barclays title
Paramus, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Matt Kuchar birdied the first playoff hole
Sunday to defeat Martin Laird and win The Barclays, the first playoff event of
2010.
Kuchar fired a five-under 66 and was the only player to post four rounds i
Gonzalez homers twice as Rockies take series from Dodgers >>
Denver, CO (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Carlos Gonzalez went 3-for-4 with two homers
and four RBI, as the Colorado Rockies defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers, 10-5,
in the rubber match of a three-game series at Coors Field.
Dexter Fowler chipped in
Hamels, Phillies complete sweep of Padres >>
San Diego, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Cole Hamels pitched eight shutout innings,
and the Philadelphia Phillies swept the San Diego Padres in three games with a
5-0 victory at Petco Park.
Hamels (8-10) recorded his first win since July 11 desp
Persistently defeats Rachel Alexandra in Personal Ensign Stakes >>
Saratoga Springs, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Persistently, ridden by Alan Garcia,
caught 2009 Horse of the Year Rachel Alexandra in late stretch to capture
Sunday's $300,000 Personal Ensign Stakes at Saratoga Race Course. Winning
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Raburn's homers and Porcello's pitching help Tigers pound Jays >>
Toronto, ON (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Rick Porcello spun seven solid innings and Ryan
Raburn belted two home runs, finishing with four RBI, as the Detroit Tigers
pounded Toronto, 10-4, to salvage a split of a four-game series at Rogers
Centre.
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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