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07/22/2010 - Evian-les-Bains, France (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Morgan Pressel shot a six-under 66 on Thursday to share the first-round lead at the Evian Masters with Melissa Reid and Sun-Ju Ahn.
M.J. Hur and Song-Hee Kim are a shot back at five-under 67, while Michelle Wie leads a group at four-under 68.
Defending champion Ai Miyazato, the world No. 1, opened with a three-under 69 to headline a large group that also includes Suzann Pettersen.
This is the first LPGA Tour event since Paula Creamer won the U.S. Women's Open two weeks ago.
Creamer shot a one-under 71 Thursday.
MORE TO FOLLOW.
<< In the FCS Huddle: NFL travels through Orono, Maine
Philadelphia, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - His season over late last fall, University
of Maine football coach Jack Cosgrove enjoyed an opportunity to sit down and
watch some NFL action on a Sunday afternoon.
Oh, was it ever "must-see TV".
First
<< Blue Jays send Rzepczynski back to minors
Detroit, MI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Toronto Blue Jays have optioned pitcher
Marc Rzepczynski back to Triple-A Las Vegas.
Rzepczynski made a start for the Blue Jays on Wednesday against Kansas City
and took the loss in a 5-2 setback. He
<< San Francisco 49ers 2010 Training Camp Preview
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) -
REPORT DATES: July 30th (Rookies), July 31st (Veterans)
SITE: Marie B. DeBartolo Sports Center, Santa Clara, CA
CAMP OBJECTIVES: The 49ers' 2010 fortunes lie primarily with the continued
development of quarterback Ale
<< Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2010 Training Camp Preview
(Sportsbook Betting Lines) -
REPORT DATE: July 30th
SITE: One Buccaneer Place, Tampa, FL
CAMP OBJECTIVES: With one of the youngest and least certain rosters in
football, August will be a critical month for the Buccaneers and head coach
Raheem Mo
Jaguars sign third-round pick Smith >>
Jacksonville, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Jacksonville Jaguars have signed
defensive tackle D'Anthony Smith to an undisclosed contract.
Smith was selected in the third round of the 2010 NFL Draft after a standout
career at Louisiana Te
Reds activate C Hernandez, sign Isringhausen >>
Cincinnati, OH (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Cincinnati Reds activated catcher Ramon
Hernandez from the 15-day disabled list Thursday.
Hernandez landed on the DL earlier this month with inflammation in his left
knee, the same knee Hernandez had
Ravens' CB Williams hit with two-game suspension >>
Owings Mills, MD (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The NFL announced Thursday a two-game
suspension without pay for Baltimore Ravens cornerback Cary Williams for
violating the league's personal conduct policy.
Williams' agent was quoted as say
Bills put TE Klopfenstein on IR >>
Orchard Park, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Buffalo Bills tight end Joe Klopfenstein
was placed on the injured reserve list Thursday.
Klopfenstein's exact injury is unknown. An injury settlement with the four-
year veteran remains a possibility
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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