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03/09/2010 - Portsmouth, England (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Cameron Jerome scored two goals in the first half and promoted Birmingham defeated Portsmouth 2-1 on Tuesday to move within six points of fourth place in England's Premier League.
Birmingham won for the 12th time - although its goal differential is minus-one - and is within six points or less of Tottenham, Manchester City, Liverpool, and Aston Villa in eighth place.
Jerome scored in the 16th and 42nd minute, and Nwankwo Kanu's 90th-minute goal was too little, too late for last-place Portsmouth at Fratton Park.
Darren Bent scored a hat trick to lead Sunderland to a 4-0 win over Bolton and six points clear of the relegation zone at the Stadium of Light. Sunderland jumped West Ham, Wigan and Bolton in the standings.
On Wednesday, Burnley hosts Stoke City to wrap up the midweek matches.
<< Bayern slips by Fiorentina on away goals
Florence, Italy (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Arjen Robben's brilliant goal in the 65th
minute capped a stretch of four combined goals in 11 minutes, as Bayern Munich
slipped into the quarterfinals of the Champions League despite a 3-2 defeat at
Fiorent
<< Spartans' Allen to miss Big Ten tourney opener
Detroit, MI (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Michigan State junior guard Chris Allen has
been suspended and will miss the Spartans' Big Ten Tournament opener on
Friday.
The Detroit Free Press reported that Allen was held out of practice on Tues
<< Long-time Dodger Willie Davis dies
Glendale, AZ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Two-time All-Star and long-time Los
Angeles Dodgers outfielder Willie Davis died Tuesday. He was 69 years old.
"He was beloved by generations of Dodger fans and remains one of the most
talented
<< Lions release QB Pierce
Vancouver, BC (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The British Columbia Lions released
quarterback Buck Pierce on Tuesday.
The 28-year-old California native threw for 2,272 yards, 10 touchdowns and 12
interceptions on 199-of-315 completions in 2009
Vikings re-sign CB Sapp >>
Eden Prairie, MN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Minnesota Vikings re-signed cornerback
Benny Sapp on Tuesday.
Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but the Minneapolis Star Tribune
reports it being a two-year contract worth $4.2 million,
Dolphins re-sign DT Ferguson >>
Davie, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Miami Dolphins re-signed defensive tackle
Jason Ferguson on Tuesday.
The run-stopping, 310-pound tackle came to Miami in a 2008 trade with Dallas.
He has started 128 of 159 career games and recorded 387
Saints ink CB Torrence >>
Metairie, LA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The New Orleans Saints agreed to terms
with cornerback Leigh Torrence on a one-year contract Tuesday.
Torrence spent the past two years with New Orleans, appearing in 12 total
games. He had four
Tests confirm overactive thyroid for Reyes >>
Port St. Lucie, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The New York Mets confirmed the test
results that stated shortstop Jose Reyes has an overactive thyroid.
The club mentioned that Reyes will remain in New York to undergo additional
blood testing,
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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